John Carlo Mata

he is a boy that can burn your eye because his bald head is too shiny

john carlo mata is bald

by butter ni janries June 9, 2021

John Henry Thompson

1. Marijuana in its baggied form.

2. A marijuana cigerette

"Hey buddy, dont be taking too long on that John Henry Thompson"

by The Titanium Landlord July 22, 2009

John F. Kennady

When you explode on her face in the back of the car

Yo me and Becky just did John F. Kennady, and I have never seen a bigger load.

by Quarantine Killer April 25, 2020

i be john brown

Helps people to freedom.
Feels good to accomplish.

I was this close of winning the lottery. (I be John Brown )

by HAMMA78 January 16, 2021

John long football

Best players in the state, They will beat any middle school in the country, and will beat Wiregrass!!!

James: name one good football team

Reed:John long football

by Mitchell M. October 20, 2019

matthew john adams

has a small PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg is that matthew john adams?? i heard he has a big dick!!!!!!!!!

by ooflmao January 16, 2020

melon-g-johns

a long john with room on the sides for titties

she falls asleep with me placing her titties in my long johns where her mum sew in bulges on the sides. we call em melon-g-johns.

by Krkič August 12, 2019