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fap me sideways

To be fapped (masturbation) sideways(in a line like this | )
"well fap me sideways and call me daffyd thomas"
by Dankyhughes November 19, 2015
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Stroke Me a Chop

A way of asking your friend to hand you over his marijuana quickly in a non polite way. This is usually said at high school by stoners who are craving a buzz and do not have their own marijuana on hand.
Jon - Yo, Thomas, stroke me a chop I'm dry
Tom - Last time Jono I'm burning you, next time buy your own KU
Jon - I know bud, but when I want to hit the KU, I what to hit the KUSH!
Tom - YEA THAT KU BUD, THAT KUSH!
by Levan Khaouli October 29, 2017
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call me mommy

The women thinks her self as the giant one while dominanting the submissive partner which it she might call baby the women considers herself as his so called mommy
She told him to "call me mommy"
by RealRacer May 27, 2023
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beer me up

"Beer me up" is what you would say, when you are drinking beers and just emptied the one in your hand and sit too far away from the case of beers to get a new one, without having to get up and walk to it. If you have some decent friends one of them will obviously hand you a beer.
by BeerGuy2000 September 12, 2010
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tear me up

Using the penis, to repeatedly massage the female cervix; or at least endeavor to. The repetitive motion, combined with erotic pleasure, to the vagina, and all the penis probing, will make the female feel sore afterwards.

Hence the term, ‘torn up’
Usually the pain lasts for one day.
Careful. Hung men can perforate the cervical wall.

If close to menstruation,

Can bring your period on, early.
“Are you planning to tear me up, this time ? Last time I couldn’t walk properly, due to being sore!”

“I tore. It up! Knocked the bottom out of it”.
by Spritefae88 March 2, 2018
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what me worry

interrogative, adjective "what me worry" or 'what-me-worry' means

1.someone who doesn't care about anything.

if someone does not care about others and even his own things, he/she can be called 'what-me-worry friend',or also he can say "what? me worry?"

2.laziness, silliness.
1. The ‘What, Me Worry?’ stock market;Commentary: Investor sentiment now dangerously exuberant (News title)

2. here's my what-me-worry friend, John. he's already been sleeping for 12

3. What, me worry?: how to hang in when your problems stress you out (Book title)

4. you are really what me worry guy
by yunki September 25, 2013
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fix me up

When a friend helps you find a date or a hook-up.
Fresh out of prison, Stephan asked his brother, "Hey man, your girl is hot. You gotta fix me up with someone like her!"
by phanrepublic June 6, 2016
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