alaskan tootsie roll

The act of taking a shit outside in extreme cold weather, where the shit only gets half way out of your ass hole before freezing solid.
I had to hurry and take a dump out there before it became an alaskan tootsie roll.
by Webster definer March 24, 2024
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roll out the red carpet

laying out a towel before doing the deed whilst the female partner is undergoing her monthly expulsion of uterine lining
Delilah and I had to roll out the red carpet last night
by alfredhopper March 23, 2022
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Carolina cinnamon roll

This is when 1 hooks up with a oversized mate man or woman the oversized mate lays on their back while the other party deficates onto their rolly mid section and then upon ejaculation the party shoots his love sauce all over the rolls glazing them like a cinnamon roll fresh out the oven then the ejaculator gets to taste his tasty creation.
Jack gave Sabrina a Carolina cinnamon roll for her birthday
by Peelerway2021 May 11, 2021
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loo roll

How one might say toliet paper when you're from the UK.
A loo is the UK term for a toliet; and that stuff usually comes on a roll.
Hey asswipe!!!
Don't flush away the loo roll because we'll need that after taking a plop.
by Telephony2 August 01, 2023
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dm's rolls

When the DM is only rolling either really high or really low all of the time.
"I rolled another 4! Ah, dm's rolls.
by 007007007 October 16, 2022
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sausage rolls

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by Dialga236 February 10, 2023
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Sausage roll

A sausage roll is a silly sausage of a man boy that keeps rolling in his car, chasing money and chasing ladies as though he still had potential in his life. But he long since failed
Look at Jude still going on shopping tours of Asian cities like his good education is still going to get him that stock market job. I heard he’s not even living for romantic love anymore. What a sausage roll!
by Bowslosski December 19, 2023
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