new years peeve

Anything related to the New Year ahead,
including dumb definitions on the subject !

Oh my God !
Party whistles and silly hats heading
this way ! .
That,s a new years peeve - If ever I
saw one ! .

by E - FUMBLER January 1, 2009

New York Hooper

A sexual act regarding 3 men, 3 basketballs, and a small cardboard box big enough to fit a penis. Often done with men above the age of 40.

Kendra: Oh crap, I think my grandpa was doing the New York Hooper last night.
Delaney: How do you know?
Kendra: There's 3 basketballs and a cardboard box with a hole for a dick.
Delaney: I'm sorry.

by Yo Black-Ass Mom November 6, 2017

new jersey tampon

What some mistakenly call spacedocking, it's the act of shitting into a vagina.

"My girl told me she wanted me to spacedock her. But since she doesn't have a dick, I gave her a New Jersey Tampon instead, and shit into her pussy."

by sidelander November 2, 2017

Team New Zealand

The holy grail of New Zealand's yachting elite in 1995, bringing home the Americas Cup to Auckland, then sucessfully defending it in the year 2000.

"The Americas Cup is NOW New Zealand's Cup" - Pete Montgomery - commentating for Team New Zealand

by MRasdafasd August 4, 2008

Mud on the new Car

When the first time your Fucking a girl after she sucks your cock she leaves a mark on your Johnson.

Guy: MY MOMS GONNA KILL ME!!!!!
Girl: Why baby?
Guy: YOU GOT MUD ON THE NEW CAR!!!
Girl: How will she know?
Guy: This mark hurts like fuck. Shes gonna notice if every two minutes im rubbing my dick.

by Alessandro06121999 June 16, 2011

Hamilton New Jersey

The scariest place u can visit, some say it’s worse then Trenton, don’t visit unless u wanna get gang banged by 100 men with glocks.

Oh he was shot in Hamilton New Jersey

by Justin tit February 24, 2019

Orange is the New Snack

When your fingers turn orange from eating Cheetohs

Oh, brother. You've got a case of the Orange is the New Snack.
Clean thyself.

by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016