sucks to zuck

sucks to suck but mark zuckerberg edition

person 1: I just got laid off from meta
person 2: sucks to zuck

by anonymous June 27, 2023

suck

1. when something is bad
2.what you do when you are having sex

have you gotten anyone to suck ur cock yet jacob?

by cat sucks dick November 1, 2016

Sucks to suck

Sucks to suck is a phrase often used when something happens to someone, like to one of ur friends or family etc.BUT Don’t use it for some serious like a death ☠️!

Friend: omg I dropped my drink I just bought it!

Me: sucks to suck 😒

by Axxdon March 26, 2022

Lip suck

Wouldn't you want to know you little lip suck

You're a lip suck

by Lipsuckgod August 8, 2016

Suck & Puff

When you suck a fart out of an ass with a straw (insert approximately 1/3rd of a straw length) and then blow the fart back into their face, through the straw.

Took girl named KY home from the bar. She proceeded to hit me with a suck & puff. That fart smelled and tasted like my dinner. Now we’re married.

by Sweats11537 April 22, 2023

National suck a dick day

On October 7 every girl has to suck their boyfriends or best friends dick

Guy: you know what day it is
Girl: October 7
Guy: it’s national suck a dick day

by anonymous October 6, 2021

sucked and ducked

When someone uses you for sexual purposes, then becomes distant or starts ghosting you.

Person 1: You got sucked and ducked.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: He used you for head and then stopped talking to you.

by dogsearcher24 December 1, 2017