eat my elliotussy <3

so like ur down bad and horny and u want someone to eat ur asshole plus ur name is elliot so like u combine those two and now u have "elliotussy"
idk what im doing

elliot: im horny"
"same"
elliot: eat my elliotussy <3

by bebsmuskrat February 5, 2022

Eat a Mars Bar

Clenching and unclenching your buttcheeks as if there was a Mars Bar jammed inbetween them. This is to ensure you keep the blood flowing when standing still for a long period of time.

Instructor: To keep the blood flowing don't forget to eat a Mars Bar. Don't fully eat a Mars Bar, and don't produce a Mars Bar.

by jentlemangack December 4, 2020

pre-eat

to eat a small meal before a feast to lessen the temptation to engore oneself.

Before the date, I decided to pre-eat some almonds and an apple to avoid scarfing down the porterhouse in front of her.

by billjenstuart May 10, 2011

The Lego movie eats taco bell

The Lego movie eats Taco Bell was a weird ass dream a user on Reddit (who goes by u/lilpikaluver) had one time. It’s basically about the characters in the Lego movie eating Taco Bell and shitting themselves.

“I regret reading dipper goes to Taco Bell!” “That reminds me, have you read the Lego movie eats Taco Bell?”

by Lilpikaluver December 16, 2024

Eating water

The act of falling into a body of water face first. falling face first skiing waterskiing tubing

Oh my god do you see Katie falling On the water skis? She’s totally eating water!

by Erineatswater July 3, 2018

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

eat

John opened the door on his stepsister Jenny getting changed and Jenny turned around and said," Don't go, stay," she said with sexual intention. She ran over to him with her panties down and shoved the door shut. His pants immediately shot up with an erection as Jenny pushed Johns' face against her vagina. She then pulled down his pants and placed the gigantic purple tip of his penis in her mouth and slid it down her throat. He smacked the inside of her pussy with his tongue as his penis ejaculated in her mouth. They both took a break for a second before Jenny quickly pushed her hand down the foreskin of his dick and watched the cum spray all over her tits. He gave her anal for 2 hours before he ejaculated again and she ate his dick. She was nearly drowning in cum before he impregnated her.

He wanted to eat an apple

by poopoostinkyfarthole May 19, 2022