Ghost Nut

When you're masturbating to pasta and you have an orgasm but no cum comes out of your spaghetti noodle

*Sitting in science class*
America: I can't nut dude, only ghost nut!
Italy: Damn, let's build a bottle rocket!

by Big America Little Italy September 21, 2017

vacuum nut

A vacuum nutt is when a male busts a phat one but later experiences pains similar to blue balls. Its asif the nut was so good it created a black hole inside the balls.

This pain is experienced when you nutt sitting at a 90 degree angle, and then resume to partake in any activity. After around 30 minuets of whatever it is the excrusiating pain will slowly settle in as you stand there trying to soothe the balls.
I am currently experiencing this pain as im typing this

I cant im experiencing the Vacuum nutt

Oh fuck Oh shit, its the vacuum nutt!!!

by Gustavo Rock June 3, 2020

nut suace

Semen; cum

He blew his nut suace all over my face

by Mississippi WHMC June 28, 2016

nut bean

When you are so high on cocaine that you go completely mental and start smashing stuff up like your TV.

i was a complete nut bean last night.

by Georgefish19 November 21, 2013

Dumb Nut

A dumb nut is a person who thinks highly of themselves but realistically they are very quite dumb which is where the Term Dumb Nut comes from.

Tom Perez is a dumb nut

by Raredog21-69 August 9, 2018

stick nuts

Usually occurs towards the end of a hot day. Its when one's scrotum continuously sticks to the inner thigh.

I've been walkin all day. I got stick nuts going on real bad.

by Rubber Band Balls January 5, 2011

Numb Nut

a numb nut is also a numb skull, doesn't get what anyone is talking about . Needs to have a net for all of the jokes that go over their heads. Generally a numb nut, can't grasp the concept of the purpose.

We told that joke to Tim real slow in layman's terms , he needs a net to catch all of the ones that go over his head, he's such a numb nut.

by SillyPsychosexy February 26, 2019