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Dark Anal

Dark Anal is when you shove your big cock into a womans baby forcing to go all the way through out the mouth into her moisty pussy
Guy: Hey do you wanna Dark Anal?
Girl: Fine, Go get the baby
Guy: Didn't it die from last time?
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Anal tank

The act of tanking anal is when you penetrate the anal hole in an excessively hard way,
Bro I just got anal tanked...😩🍆
by Analtank69420 October 3, 2018
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anal lobotomination

When the ghost of christmas past has shoved his dick so far up your anus that penetrated your cerebral cortex, leaving you in a drooling and very retarded state of mind (Much resembling a lobotomy)
Joe: Hey krista you feeling okay today? You look sad.

Krista: It seems I have depression Joe. And I can't stop crying when I watch friends!

Joe: I read about this condition once, it is very likely that you suffered from anal lobotomination as a baby.
by iamanexpert.anus July 15, 2014
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Anale

A very beautiful girl with a very sassy attitude. Anale is usually a funny girl but also can be a stick in the mud. She has a mouth like a fire cracker. If you get on her nerves she will be pissed. She has one of the best body’s that you would ever seen. She makes every girl ever jealous.
Guy 1: who is that?
Girl 1: Anale.

Guy: Damn she’s fine🥵🥵
Girl 1: She’s not that pretty.

Guy 1: you are just jealous of her.
by Dumbitch1 December 10, 2019
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Anal snorkel

Anular breathing apparatus, flatulents realease valve. I’m some southern communities used as a fart suppression tool
Hey Geoff , throw me my anal snorkel I’m going for a soak
by Stan3108 August 29, 2018
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Anal Lichties

A fake medical condition wherein the sufferer has parasitic worms living in their anus, giving them permanent "duck-face" in photographs.
Guy 1: "What's with all the kissy faces girls have in photos?"

Guy 2: "They must have a case of Anal Lichties.
by Someonesomeoneelse March 14, 2012
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No anal april

No anal april is a month we’re a couple can’t have anal sex for a whole month only missionary
Joe: hey babe it’s no anal april

Sarah: oh no we can’t have anal sex then!
by @coomified on Instagram February 1, 2021
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