Two

The number of nipples a person has

Two is a prime number

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Two

Stupid fucking bitch who stole half the contestants and took x from four

Bro I hate two he sucks

Ya he does

by Peensbde December 23, 2020

Two

The number of sentences between me and a billion dollars

Hym "Isn't it sad that two sentences of my thought are worth more money than 99.9% of people will ever make in their entire lives? And that's the sad truth... Life isn't hard. Its just convoluted... "

Cain "And I dont have to let you be better than me..."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2022

Two

A green number from The Power Of Two (youtube)

They have silly powers and can like kill people and stuff its really cool

Hey two when you bake a cake decorate it take it to the players who are save that how you know it's cake at staaaakkkkeeee

by Gay furry porn 2 7 6 3 October 09, 2023

Two-it!

V. In water polo, to pass the ball to the person w/ the Number 2 cap OR the 2-meter man

"Greg's open! Two-It!!!!!

by #2 November 07, 2004

Tinder Rule of Two

This term is a universal rule of probability. The rule states that whenever there is a picture on a dating app that contains two girls, with one of them being significantly more attractive than the other, the person whose profile you're swiping is the less attractive of the two.

When I saw Isabella pictures on Tinder I got excited when I thought she was the hot girl on the right....turns out I fell victim to the Tinder Rule of Two.

by Babiyodah September 18, 2023

The old one two

Buying a pack of cheese and onion and salt and vinegar crisps and then eating one of each crisp at the same time

You are eating your crisps wrong, the best is to have one of each, nothing beats the old one two

by Irishwordsmith May 30, 2023