The most basic rule of the internet: Don't fuck with cats.
Due to the internet being built on the backs of cat videos and pictures, the internet will track down anyone seen abusing a cat.
Due to the internet being built on the backs of cat videos and pictures, the internet will track down anyone seen abusing a cat.
by Losercat December 12, 2024

Rules 08 Declares: The Internet is not a safe place and we should always keep an eye on the issue of Web Dating
Rules 09 Declares: If you don't have WhatsApp, It's not a girl, it's a man wanting to take advantage of you
Don't Trust Girls, Lolis Are The Pirigiest, Everyone Knows How To Imitate A Loli Even Me So ALERT!!!
See A Rules 29 & 30
Rules 09 Declares: If you don't have WhatsApp, It's not a girl, it's a man wanting to take advantage of you
Don't Trust Girls, Lolis Are The Pirigiest, Everyone Knows How To Imitate A Loli Even Me So ALERT!!!
See A Rules 29 & 30
If They Asked You for Dating Ask Whatsapp If She Refuses, Refuse Dating Too
Rules 08 & 09
Rules 29 & 30
Rules 08 & 09
Rules 29 & 30
by maloca500 January 18, 2023

by LittlePurrKitten2009 May 20, 2024

larry: No way, Larry's way more portley than Johnny!
Sandy: You're stupid
larry/sandy: judge rules?
fredy: Larry's fatter.
Sandy: You're stupid
larry/sandy: judge rules?
fredy: Larry's fatter.
by Kyle de Jong September 28, 2005

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.
Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.
by The Wrench October 21, 2012

A composition guideline in photography characterized by the inclusion of:
1. an envy-inducing background;
2. an alcohol-tinged foreground; and
3. a middleground featuring portions of the lower leg (always a foot but occasionally even a knee).
Finally, the photograph must be instantaneously posted to social media, prompting the viewer to wonder how the artist is on vacation again.
1. an envy-inducing background;
2. an alcohol-tinged foreground; and
3. a middleground featuring portions of the lower leg (always a foot but occasionally even a knee).
Finally, the photograph must be instantaneously posted to social media, prompting the viewer to wonder how the artist is on vacation again.
by FortSelt2022 June 4, 2022

a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.
NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.
NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.
Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.
by DDDooordddy September 28, 2018
