Rule of Three

A joke is at it's funniest after it's third use.
Similarly, a condom will last for up to three uses before it breaks (not a recommended form of birth control.)

Joke: "I know three French words: Bonjour, Merci, and surrender."

Condoms:
Beth: "You wanna go again?"
Alex: "I'm out of condoms."
Beth: "That's okay, The Rule of Three applies."

by Floundersflounderseverywhere June 16, 2010

Wake Forest Rolesville High School

Located in Central North Carolina. Sucks at pretty much every sport other than football. Rivals are Wakefield who beat them in everything. This school is old at shit and a bunch if drunks attend this school just like Wakefield so they dont have shit on Wakefield. SO WFR HOP OFF!

BULLSHIT, Wake Forest Rolesville High School

by abcdef7211 January 19, 2011

Rule 46

Rule 46 Clearly States That, The Only Rules That Matter are, 34, 35, 36, 38, 42, 46 and 88.

Bob: "DUDE!? None Of These Fuckin Rules Make ANY Sence!"
Steve: "Well Duh, Rule 46 States That the Only Rules That Matter are 34, 35, 36, 38, 46 and 88..."

by £Ø§Ð July 9, 2009

+5 rule

A girl's rating out of 10 goes up 5 points for simply posting her picture on the internet

The +5 rule dictates that a girl that would be a 6/10 in a bar is an 11/10 for putting her picture online

by MissMishi4550 February 17, 2008

rule of thumb

This is the highest acceptable level to wear your pants. place your hand sideways across your lower stomach with the top of your thumb even with the bottom of your belly button. the top of your pants should be LOWER than the bottom of your hand.

look at that guy he needs to loosen that braided belt and use the rule of thumb.

by THEKosheerDillWhole May 14, 2009

rulery

(adj.) or (n.) An authoritative trait held by individuals who hold a position that entitles him or her some authority. The level of authority he or she acts with is more than the position entitles.

"Ever since Steven got promoted to lead teller he acts all rulery around us regular tellers now; you'd swear he was promoted to bank manager!"

by Anthony September 1, 2008

Rule of 50

The average adult has a 50/50 chance of surviving a 50-yard swim or 50 minutes in 50-degree water.

Coast Guard rescuers must work fast due to the Rule of 50

by Anonymouz+ April 6, 2010