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a parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door. the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
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Parked

A word to describe anything lame, played out, broken, stupid, wasted, boring, or negative.
"Saying "Gives me the ick" is parked."

"Ankle socks are parked."

"They got seriously parked at the bar last night and passed out on the toilet."

"Hooking up with randoms off Tinder is Parked"
by Your tattoos are ugly June 1, 2024
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park job

the act of giving or reviving oral pleasure inside a parked vehicle.
“hey josh a park job from the janitor in his sprinter van yesterday
by invertedhorsecock September 10, 2020
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Dog park

A situation/event/gathering that leads to interacting with many of your best friends.

~Derived from how dogs get excited/wag their tails at the dog park when seeing other dogs.
Victoria: "So Stacy, Hannah and Kathy are moving into my neighborhood, it's going to be a dog park!"
Rachel: "Ahhh such a dog park!"
by Chrico_PK May 5, 2024
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Rotary Park

Rotary Park is safe after dark
Neighbors off porches, the playground is stark
Wine stained a vacant old basketball court
Dwellings surround a municipal fort
Don't mind the stories of triumphs and glories
Rotary Park is the jam after dark
Guy: Ever heard of Rotary Park?
Joe Hawley and Zubin Sedghi: wtf man
by ColdsteelpotOFCL May 23, 2024
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South Park Pathology

South Park Pathology refers to an attitude characterized by a deliberate display of apathy or disdain for caring about something, stemming from the belief that showing enthusiasm or concern is uncool or cringe. This mindset is often presented as a way of being "above" the act of caring, and it was popularized by the animated television show South Park. The term is particularly associated with millennials and serves as a critique of "poser" culture: if it is considered uncool to care deeply about something, then, paradoxically, it becomes "cool" to appear disinterested or dismissive.
John is embarrassed to tell people he plays Yu-Gi-Oh! because of South Park Pathology, fearing they might think it's cringe to care about a card game.

John is considered "based" because he shares his interests authentically and passionately, even though others with South Park Pathology tell him he's cringe for caring too much.
by Erik Houdini July 17, 2024
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Naylor’s Run Park

I park in Upper Darby PA, part of Delco.
We went to Naylor’s Run Park to hike or play tennis.
by Laceyapron November 26, 2020
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