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May 5th

The day that the love of your life asked you to be his girlfriend💜
May 5th
Them: Did you ask her to be your girlfriend today!!!
Him: Of course I did!!!
by XNightAngelX May 5, 2022
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Alyssa mays

A funky person that listens to nightcore things and has a white deaf cat named kevin
You’re acting like Alyssa Mays today😹😹
by Fr2nksea August 2, 2021
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May 1st

Person 1:Babe can we cuddle?
Person 2:Why now?
Person 1:It's May 1st
Person 2:So?
Person 1:It's National Cuddle your gf/bf day!
Person 2:Oh alright.
by UwU_Im_Horny May 1, 2022
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may 4

may 4 send this to anyone to receive a free titty pic and they have to send one
him:hey its may 4 yk what that means
her:finee here -sends pic-
by loverboy62738 May 4, 2022
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may 20

you: yo will you go out w me
crush: nah
you: its may 20!
crush: oh yea
by morninggirl May 19, 2025
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i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

it is when you aren't perfect, but you will die because of your ~limited edition~
i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now
by coolwill February 3, 2025
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