cactus jack

n. a very mean, hideous individual who will cause you harm if you dont comply with their orders.

dont make me cactus jack your ass!!!

by super fagel August 7, 2009

jack farmer

a drunk farmer who's never gotten laid. and will die a virgin

you're such a jack farmer.
JACK FARMER SHUT UP!

by Jocelyn God Almighty November 25, 2007

Jack Mormon

Mormons that drink jack Daniels

My grandpa is a jack Mormon

by Skibabyy18 July 13, 2015

Jack Smack

Not having or doing anything

"Do you have money? I don't have jack smack"
"What did you do last weekend? I didn't do jack smack!"

by SuperThought October 1, 2003

jack d

A slang expression for the Jack Daniels whiskey.

"Jezz.. i drank a whole bottle Jack D yesterday at the club.. damn i was gone for the rest of the night.."

by mtd- July 27, 2008

Happy Jack

Someone being condescendingly friendly. Someone who is a phony.

After rob gets done beating his wife and 3 little children his wife's sister calls and he answers the phone " Hey Sue, cute patootie, how ya been? Long time no see". What a happy jack!

by Mr. Wouldntuliketokno December 28, 2007

jack cahill

A complete douche

Jack Cahill is such a tool

by Hajgsbsisbx November 5, 2013