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don't be jealous of a dead fish

Don't dwell on something long gone or worthless
- Did you see who my ex girlfriend kissed?
- Oh come on, don't be jealous of a dead fish!
by trippy trip February 27, 2023
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filthy fecal fish hook

getting a finger put in your mouth which was just deep inside you or someone elses rectum.
Listen up bitch your gettin the filthy fecal fish hook.
by ballenger lacrone June 30, 2008
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Keep your fish frosty

Snowboard lingo; aka: shred the gnar, slay the mountain, slappin the shred sled, radical bruh 🤙🏼, send’r bud, super sendies, if it fits it ships, frothy
Yo what’re you doing this weekend? Shreddin the gnar?

For sure, huge pow day. Gonna send it.

Keep your fish frosty 🤙🏼
by anonymous February 6, 2021
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Smashed her in the fish-pit

To nail a member of the fairer sex in the lady parts
Nick: you get any last night?

Joe: fuck yeah, I smashed her in the fish-pit........

Nick: nice :)
by Plazmaba11z May 21, 2016
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Fish Off the company Pier

To have sex or casual relations with someone you work with. The consequences are risky; that you will be caught with 'company fish' or potentially loose your job, or just be stuck working in an awkward situation.... but you do it anyway.
"Damn, that boy is hot! Ima hit him up at the staff party!"

"Yeah he is, but I never fish off the company pier. After the last guy, we had a crazy fight in the lunch room later. I learned my lesson!"
by Canadaslang December 27, 2011
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tight as a fishes ass hole

A person ( or business ) that will not spend any money,

Open your wallet and let the moths out!!!
Guy 1, old Steve never shouts his missus to dinner, he always makes her pay.
Guy 2, yeh Steve is as tight as a fishes ass hole,dude!!!

Employee 1. Frank the boss never puts good toilet paper in the shit house for us,

Employee 2. Yeh he always puts that cheap stuff in there and it's like sandpaper, he is as tight as a fishes ass hole!!!!
by Paulisthebest September 18, 2013
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a fish taco with extra tomatoes is simply a vagina during a period.

*warning* eat at own discretion
dude, i went over to sarah's house last night... unfortunately, i didn't know she'd be serving me a fish taco with extra tomatoes!
by crimson scorch November 26, 2006
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