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smegma eating contest

a contest in wich competitors try and eat as much smegma as they can
"i won the smegma eating contest last week"
by smegwich February 26, 2023
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go eat coal

New variation of "fuck off" or "eat shit and die." Came up with this when I had trolls piss me off and it's Christmas time. So instead of telling someone to eat shit, you can tell them to eat coal.
Troll says: Hey Asian, go steal another white husband.

I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.
by Consuela, M. December 19, 2016
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Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"
Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025
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Man Eating Bunny

An evil bunny that eats humans. It eats humans that seems to be a threat.
The Man Eating Bunny ate the physics teacher.
by blah911 April 26, 2011
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Gotta eat that velvet!

1.) basically, this means that you want to perform oral on a person's vagina
2.) could also mean that you are simply eating a peach
Jake: Maaannn, that girl be lookin' cute!
Daniel: Well, you know what you gotta do.
Jake: You're right... gotta eat that velvet!
by Gabe-ish August 19, 2022
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Eat

When Used In The Context Of Fire Arms It Means The Weapon Will Blow Chunks Out Of Someone's Flesh As If They Were Being Eaten.
"Pull Up With The Choppa Let It Eat"
by HeySpliffy September 5, 2022
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