choking your chicken

Choking your chicken is whacking yo wienie homie!

Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.

choking your chicken by Home Slice 36 July 10, 2014

tastes like chicken 

A common phrase relatin to every strange meat dish ever tasting somewhat like the popular poultry.

Velociraptor/peacock/wolf/tiger/children/DVD player/gecko tastes like chicken too!

tastes like chicken by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

cool like a chicken 

A phrase that perfectly describes someone or something that is hip,cool, awesome,the shit,the bomb or the kat's meow!!

" Wow, that man is cool like a chicken"

"That girl over there looking cool like a chicken"
"Rolled up on my homies lookin cool like a chicken"
"Bro you looking cool like a chicken"

cool like a chicken by Mcdondoodleson February 3, 2019

The Chicken is Burning 

trolling parents of 7 year old cod players. made popular by Minnesota Burns

"Ma'am, the chicken is burning"

The Chicken is Burning by Count Blackula IV August 13, 2012

Nipple Chicken 

A game played between two individuals in which each person pinches, twists and otherwise irritates the nipples of the other person. The player going the longest without screaming or flinching is the winner.

I kicked my girlfriend's ass at nipple chicken and I've got the bruises to prove it.

Nipple Chicken by Cartwheel 1972 October 18, 2011

Last Chicken in the Shop 

Used to describe the unsightly dangly assortment of genital objects when a bloke pulls down his pants in a public place. So called because it's always the most mangy looking chicken that is the last one sold in the supermarket

"oh shit, Ben must have had a few beers, he's getting out the last chicken in the shop again"

"yeah mate - but it's more a poussin than a chicken"

Last Chicken in the Shop by KiplingThankyouPlease May 2, 2008

boggle playing chicken 

Noun- a pathetic person or team (undeserving of but) given the last seed in a tournament in order to make the total an even number
-from an episode of King of the Hill where Peggy must play a boggle playing chicken in a boggle tournament

Person 1- "Yo, your playing Triopia's JV?"
Person 2- "Yeah... they didnt have enough teams for the tournament, so they had to add a boggle playing chicken."

boggle playing chicken by Kichael Moore January 10, 2010