Chocolate

a food in the form of a paste or solid block usually made from roasted and ground cacao seeds, typically sweetened and eaten as confectionery. it can also be made using other things and the etymological tern has now evolved even to encompass things like white chocolate, which has no cocoa at all.

Here, have some chocolate.

by Ajhdgs February 2, 2024

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Chocolate tunnel snake

When a Male uses his or his partner's fecal matter as lube

"Dude did you see the video of Kevin on Facebook he was doing a chocolate tunnel snake " "woah really who's chocolate did he use to live the one eyed tunneler"

by Handy mat July 19, 2019

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Chocolate George

1.The act of having anal, vaginal, and oral sex all in one go-around. In that order.
2.Possibly the worst way to do all three types of sex at once.

Jenny got angry with her boyfriend after he failed to mention his plan of executing the Chocolate George last night.

by Thatoneguy56 November 7, 2012

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Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.

Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021

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