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by da d awd a October 11, 2020
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Butter

The most amazing, caring, spontaneous, marvelous, pretty, funny, annoying, generous, forgiving, energetic, trustworthy, stupid, and like able person you’ll ever meet
I love you butter <3
by Gvbbiis August 3, 2021
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butter my horse

to rub liquid (lotion, lube, cum) on a man’s genitalia.
when she came over, we had an amazing time, she buttered my horse and got right to it.

Before we had sex, I had to butter my horse.
by jb.cabb May 30, 2024
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Peanut butter carpet

To describe someones thick arse hair.

If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.
by Banditheeler July 29, 2022
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butter my tulip

when a woman or man have freshly groomed their pubic area and left themselves a small patch or "garden of tulips" of pubic hair to be watered - or urinated on by one's partner. Squirting is also applicable in this situation.
Rebecca's boyfriend just got a Brazilian wax, and he asked Rebecca, "Baby, would you butter my tulips?" In which she replied, "Baby, I've been waiting all day for you to ask me." Rebecca buttered his tulips. Oh yeah.
by MonsieurMosaic April 24, 2016
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fertilized butter

Either when you find something greasy, slimy, or buttery on the ground, covered in dust and dirt. Or when you slip for a far distance or a long time continuously.
"That kid over there just slipped on fertilized butter!"
by Quinsar_73 May 24, 2016
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Douche Butter

A codeword for your crush that you love and admire. Usually you keep him in secret.
Person 1: who's your crush??
Person 2: oh, you know Douche Butter
by averagegrandma October 10, 2014
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