double bonus

The act of fisting a girl in the ass and the pussy at the same time. Bonus. Leaving no free hand to donkey punch you have to kick her in the back of the head. Double bonus.

AJ had Dani maxed out until he realised he was still wearing his boots. So he lifted his foot up and went for the double bonus.

by ColonelAngus November 19, 2005

double master blaster

cuming from getting head, while taking a hit from the crack pipe

i love the double master blasters

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

sick double nasty

Something so throughly drenched epic sauce it surpasses sickosity and nastiness pauses briefly on sick nasty and explodes in the uncharted regions of sick double nasty. One guy said he saw something that was sick TRIPLE nasty, but we're pretty sure he made it up because that guy (Steve), (you fucker), is a dirty fucking liar who lies all the time. No you did not see Brad Pitt buying a slushie, Steve, and even if you did we wouldn't like you any more than how much we hate you stupid guts now.

Philip: Have you see Jerry Hsu's part in Back of Suck yet? Sick double nasty. No other way to describe it.

Steve: One time I met him at The Source by Circuit City when I was buying a Wii wheel with my dad!

Philip: Steve, I...you...fuck you Steve. I'm really sick of the things you say.

by smellsone October 17, 2008

Double Dog Dare

A phrase used in elementary school to pressure someone into a situation. After the dare has been declined the person "daring" the other will try to take it to the next level. The origin is unknown but is commonly believed to have made it's debut in the movie "A Christmas Story". Use before going to the Triple Dare, Triple Dog Dare, and then if all else fails revert to cursing.

Flick: Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb!
Schwartz: That's 'cause you know it'll stick!
Flick: You're full of it!
Schwartz: Oh yeah?
Flick: Yeah!
Schwartz: Well I Double Dog Dare ya!

by MegasNexal84 November 2, 2013

double d

The name of a popular tv/movie character. Daisy Duke from "The Dukes of Hazard."

I see your initials are Double D.

by Kuwabara October 4, 2005

double headed dragon

When you have two people give you oral sex at the same time.

Last Night, i had Kerri and Tabitha give me the double headed dragon.

by Jason Montana June 30, 2007

double tex mex

a very fat bitch, huge in fact, gigantic
needs a watch on both arms to see the time

Wow, Justin's girlfriend is a double tex mex!

by Mars spaniard August 22, 2006