t-cake evans or as he is know as (t-cake) is a tall slim boy who has a very bad temper, he can usually be seen at kings Park in Stirling wearing skinny jeans all the time and roaming around anywhere and everywhere. Usually has a pack of fags and his trusty vape
by platoon member 2 nigmraptor January 8, 2021
Get the T-cake evansmug. by IBeleiveinHarveyDent May 3, 2022
Get the Olive Oil Cakemug. A pile of shit with used heroin needles sticking out of it, like birthday candles. Commonly found in liberal utopias, where the homeless population has free roam to do whatever the fuck they want.
I was walking my dog around the neighborhood and she almost stepped in a god damn needle cake. I wish the governor would do something.
by Coolzville October 13, 2020
Get the needle cakemug. when two consenting adults agree to a sexual act of shoving pillsbury cookie dough and nemo’s carrot cake up ones anus to create a cake pop mold, sticking a stick in pulling it out and eating it
by pahpawpussypoppy May 29, 2022
Get the cake pop surprisemug. by lootregirf May 14, 2011
Get the cake hoovermug. by somebodyelsebutforrealnow May 10, 2020
Get the cakes ratiomug. 