Dakota moment

When you rage so hard that you throw 2 chairs at people in class.

Jodie: WATCH OUT SHES HAVING A DAKOTA MOMENT!!!!

by Whatsaymyusername September 8, 2022

Robi moment

Refers to ROBSKABOB's unmatched misogyny.

"Damn, you beat your wife? That's a Robi moment!"

by SirWalkBoy April 17, 2022

Tourette's Moment

A sudden outburst of swearing brought on by the stupidity of others

"Gah, cunts! Fuck! Shit!"

"What's wrong, dude?"

"Just having a Tourette's Moment, the payroll guys fucked me over again, no overtime!"

by facibus October 25, 2012

Teachable moment

I mean, you're just saying it because I said it

Hym "No. No fuck-face. I saw a teachable moment. AND WHAT DID WE LEARN? Because I don't know. I'm not the lesson learner here. You sure as hell didn't learn to tell the truth. THAT'S THE LESSON! Lie your ass off... And withhold the truth... So you can pretend to be better then the guy to whom you are lying... That's it. I think we found it."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

Moonlight Moment

The process of gaining a major achievement and instantly losing it because of an unfortunate mistake, error or lapse in judgement.

Hundreds of students thought they were admitted to Harvard, but it turned out to be a Moonlight moment.

by carpenoctem15 February 27, 2017

Harvey moment

When he / she says something so stupid your eyes flicker back and you enter full Harvey price moment

For example

Aaron “Yo Tom I am going to ruin redemption 2 ending to josh , tell me what happens at the end?”
Tom - “your going to ruin the game for ur self”
Aaron “oh yh”
*Aaron has entered full Harvey moment*

by toms memes November 2, 2018

EPICEST GAMER MOMENT

You Stay A Virgin Till You Die, But You Have Beaten Every Game You Could Buy (Also You're In Debt)

Can Also Be Said If You Murder/Rape The Entire Family Of That Dude Who Kept Calling You A Gay Failed Abortion Noob

Also Applies If You Alter History By Ripping Time And Space So You Can Say The N Word Without A Pass (This Also Works If You Assassinate Obama And Take His Godly N Word Pass)

I have done an EPICEST GAMER MOMENT

Person 2: John, This Is Your Mothers Funeral....

John: Well You Know What They Say!

Person 2: I Swear To God If You Say You Can't Spell Funeral With Fun, I will Commit Necrophilla With Your Dead Mother And Send You The Video

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx March 2, 2021