Pulling An Alex

Leaving things, especially school assignments to the very last minute

It's due today, oh he's pulling an Alex.

by CYNICAL106 June 15, 2023

Alex

Alexs they are the most self centred people ever they don’t care what anyone thinks or feels and just worry about there selves and there own feeling they are also some of the biggest fuck boys ever and will fuck with your head until your losing your mind they’ll say they love you and then a few minutes later pretend that you neve r existed and didn’t mean anything to them even if you’ve had the best connection all day they will cut you off if you think your friends with one your wrong because they don’t care about you you can talk all night with an Alex and then no matter when you text them they will read it and ignore it and cut you off for the next month and more because they can’t care they don’t need anyone

Alex “I love you so much I hope we’re together forever”
Girl”me too”
Next day
Girl”heyy”
Alex”we can’t be together”

by G1rl13 June 18, 2023

Rey Sanchez Alex

A cool dude

That dude looks like Rey Sanchez Alex

by Big Booty Women June 20, 2023

Alex

Emo homosexual is in France likes guste not a very kind individal and really loves dicks as well as balls likes cock and ball torture.

Give me an Alex "Moans loudly".

by Zadok Abdessalam June 21, 2023

Alex

An individual with a massive rammer that is so succulent it’s indescribable but likes Aeron leeder

Alex is sucha beast
I know I want that in me

by Chinkatron69696969 June 24, 2023

Mini alex

Mini Alex is a man sent from the heveans down upon earth to be its one and only protector. He has many alies and if they wish to summon him or interact with him they must yell"OHHHHH MINI ALEX" with much force, Mini Alex is a true warrior and worthy of our respect. (Side note he also likes cheeseburgers)

Person 1: Bro who's that?

Person 2: you don't know MINI Alex?

Person 1:pshhh that's a myth

Person 2: watch this OHHHHH MINI ALEX

Person 1: OHHHH MINI ALEX bro please for give me Mini Alex ong fr mb

Mini Alex: bet

by THENEBSSNAOisntreal June 26, 2023

alex

a wrinkly ginger scrote, who looks 30 even though he’s a teenager. pretends to care about you and other people but is the most selfish ugly bitch you have ever met in your life. super ugly. talks to hot girls while having a girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel insecure, sad, worthless. is the worst boyfriend you could ever have. if you see an alex make sure just to kill yourself so you don’t have to even look at it. Is weirdly obsessed with politics and believes everyone is his friend, when really no one actually fucking likes him LOL. (has small dick, can’t even make anyone finish)

Girl1: OMG is that Alex?

Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.

by DemonDoorbell June 2, 2024