by bongusdongus July 29, 2022
Get the Spider-man birthday cakemug. To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.
Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.” Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
by cakehole6 April 27, 2024
Get the Cut the cakemug. *looking at the package of an individual seen through briefs/tighty-whities* "Holy shit, look at that Brief Cake"
by Brief Cake September 4, 2015
Get the Brief Cakemug. by $imone October 27, 2018
Get the Shaking my beef cakesmug. Tearin up the cake. My boy and I were eating some cake last night and this morning and we tore it up. It was so good we couldn't stop. Means: Going beyond normal. Having the best time ever. Excess in the best way possible. Used in a sentence... We were tearin' up the cake last night, yo!
by Dkrtist April 2, 2020
Get the Tearin up the cakemug. A cake ass person, most the the time male, is someone who doesn't appreciate their significant other.
"He never compliments me just to do it, he can't keep a job etc."
"Damn that's one of those cake ass niggas."
"Damn that's one of those cake ass niggas."
by mama_Houstonisbae April 29, 2018
Get the Cake assmug. Where you and a buddy take friends shitting on your cousin's face while holding hands, and proceed to play paddy cake with the shit
by mrsilvabackz September 11, 2025
Get the Alabama brown cakemug.