merch raping

when a youtube or celebrity forces their merch on their fans

popularized by h3h3
jake paul is merch raping his fans
by Horizzon/Sebastian January 02, 2018
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Lick rape

Discovered from a silly show. A lesser of rapes. To be licked without consent. Undesired cunnilingus. Eating pussy without approval. Vile and disgusting but also a bit funny.
I had to lick rape the villagers by order of my commander. That was a relief for the victims.
by Lord Matt sir October 02, 2022
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progressive rape

Anyone with Progressive insure who has gotten into a car accident has felt the pain and mutilation of Progressive rape—being fucked around phone call after call and going nowhere and loosing your insurance before anything is paid out.

Fuck Progressive insurance!
by Bad C dev November 09, 2024
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elder rape

When an older person get surprised by a significantly younger person with an unannounced kiss or pursuit. Usually after the kid has watched the elder millennials drink to much
I got elder raped at that concert. Drank too much and a kid did a drive by kiss.
by 757Dickie September 26, 2023
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pseudo-rape

When another person with a legal right to do so touches your private parts because they can or feel the need to.
Why is Lisa like that? Her uncle was in charge of making sure the kids checked themselves for ticks after hiking when she was 12. She missed one on her face in the bathroom thinking it was leaf trash. Her older girl cousins already dismissed her as the trash cousin and wouldn't help. So her uncle said he was the tick police and she was under arrest. It ended with him saying your too young for that hair. She was left there doublely naked; no clothes, no hair; to ponder her pseudo-rape as she stood watching the same done to each of her younger cousins til finally they were freed to a fun time in the jaccuzi.

That girl in Colorodo is pondering why justice must be served. I walked in to the police station like the news said. I want to go home.
by Max-501 June 02, 2025
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Animation Rape

Someone that is gooning on an animation of any sort, from little kid shows to fan animation. Just any show that is animated.
I can't believe my friend fiddle his diddle to an episode of My Little Pony, that's animation rape
by Tanoooki March 16, 2024
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Animation Rape

Edging on animation of any sort, from kids shows to fan-animations
I can't believe my friend fiddle his diddle to an episode of My Little Pony, that's animation rape
by March 16, 2024
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