If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023

Bagging in the Dirt House

Having secret sex in either your or your partner’s grandparents house.

“Hey do you want to hang out this weekend?”

“Sorry, Sarah and I are going to be Bagging in the Dirt House, we might not have any free time”

by Phat Sugar July 24, 2024

main house

When you have multiple houses, the main one.

For example, Bush's main house is a ranch in Texas. It used to be the White House.

by George Richards May 27, 2011

National Waffle House Day

On this day EVERYONE has to go eat at Waffle House

“Hey man it’s national Waffle House day.”
“What does that mean?”
“We gotta go eat at Waffle House”

by Botboi03 January 19, 2020

Waffle House

Verb:

The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.

My girlfriend and I were on our way to brunch today to remedy the previous night’s bad decisions and Taco Bell; I felt something special brewing, so I locked the windows and jacked up the heated seats and waffle housed her something fierce.

by Wheezl February 18, 2023

zen house

Zen House is the kind of house music that instantly puts you in a chill spot by a waterfall, surrounded by the serene sounds of chirping birds. With a spicy plantain snack and a fresh fruit bowl within reach, and a glass of Pinot Grigio or a nice cold beer in hand, you find yourself dancing and snacking, totally immersed in the moment. It's all about being fully Zen, relaxed, and not worrying about things you cannot change, simply living in the harmony of beats and nature.

"That party was amazing, Zen House all night long, feeling totally refreshed and worry-free."

by ratseggs March 5, 2024

Abercrombie House

House music for shopping malls.

House music for people who like to say "house music" who know nothing about house music.

They are house music people. Abercrombie house.

by Bad Grampa July 14, 2022