Piss Magnet

The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot it opens a portal to the shadow realm and you'll never be seen again, the only known survivor is the legendary sorcerer Fetel.

Wow, there's the piss magnet one of the 8 wonders of the world.

by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 18, 2023

Papa's Piss

A racist that sells bad food.

"Hi, I'm very sorry but I will not be able to make it in today as I have had a an upset stomach"

Boss; "Daymn son, what did you eat?"

"Marmite Scrolls from Papa's Piss!"

by Jack Spank9049 April 25, 2023

piss girl

Gabe’s girlfriend is the piss girl

“Gabe’s girlfriend is the piss girl”

by Boooya321 May 4, 2023

Pissing in the pool

Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.

"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."

by transm.ascot May 5, 2023

piss out

Colloq. a probable result of settling for short term with little or no regards for the future.

Not that I'm trying to give any advice or anything but you need to think about staying in the military because if you don't you'll piss out.

by mention with intention May 14, 2023

Challenge Pissing

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE BIG BILL HELL'S CHALLENGE PISSING.

A game where one or more people have to go to the bathroom to take a piss, and come back to their room in record time.

"Time me on this Challenge Pissing contest. See if I can beat that old hag Maury."

by Geestorn May 14, 2023

Vietnamese stealth piss

Assume the crouching position as if you were waddling like a duck. Slide your cock out the side of your shorts and have a piss. No one else will see it happen as you are so close to the ground.

Damo 'hey mate did ya end up buying that makita set from bunnings'
Kyle 'yeh mate ripper deal........God damn it damo you just did a Vietnamese stealth piss didn't you. It's pooling around my bloody feet'

by Savage creep December 12, 2022