Parked

1. Something so easy its like driving a parked car

Bro that test was parked. I could have aced it in my sleep.

by dotestradomus09 March 19, 2024

Palisades Park

Dirtyass, stinkyass, dryass, crustyass, boringass, full of dirty fucking hoe ass town

Person 1: you hear about that one girl in Palisades park?
Person 2: oh yeah she got gang banged by three niggas
Person 1: yeah she a dirty ass hoe

by Shootupyoblockoclock August 1, 2019

Parked

Adj.

Modern slang equivalent to boring or uneventful; can be used to people or places.

Person 1: They aint really got nothing going on here besides Yeat's trash ass music

Person 2: Naw for real bruh this function parked as fuck

by snyplibitus May 13, 2024

ryder parks

big

ryder parks is big

by fish in a bucket October 17, 2020

Parked his Car in a Threatening Manner

Car parked legally outside a learning institution, Causing that learning institution to go into lockdown for the safety of students and staff. No need to call Police.

He "parked his car in a threatening manner". We need to lock down to protect the safety of Students and Staff.
Long live the Machine !

by Inbred from Goulburn June 22, 2023

trailer park mama

1) A woman (usually in her late 20s into her early 40s) who has 2 or more kids and sleeps around with everyone in the neighborhood (or town).

2) A slutty white woman (usually overweight, or slim build) who sleeps exclusively with black men and resents the fact that she had kids.

3) A woman with many bastard children who solely depends on the welfare system to take care of her and her poor life choices. May or May not be an alcoholic or a drug addict, resides in poor, run-down parts of town.

Person 1: Hey, Kimberly's single. Why haven't you asked her out?
Person 2: She is a trailer park mama. I don't need that drama.

by TheDankWolf1995 July 19, 2022

trailer park Christian

It’s where a person says there Christian even though they don’t do Christian acts.

Conner: hey man. I just sent nudes to a girl on Snapchat

Chandler: aren’t you Christian?
Connor: ya. So what
Chandler: man your a trailer park Christian.

by Shockerman2020 March 5, 2024