When something bad happens to another person and you can't help but to use that as an opportunity to display your insufferable superiority complex.
by handlenym September 11, 2023
Get the Sucks to suckmug. Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.
"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021
Get the Sucks per minutemug. by Dankmeme1337 November 7, 2017
Get the sucking against countermug. When a males testicles have basically sauna baked in humid summer weather and a male or female deep inhales and proceeds to suck the penis while a very distinct aroma lingers near while the left middle finger slowly breaches the threshold to the beat of the Free Bird solo.
After my mid day badminton sesh, I trembled with anticipation pondering the near pleasure of the mysterious Clarissa giving me a dirty suck.
by Evulelmo April 5, 2024
Get the Dirty Suckmug. 
by ToddAaronBrotzeIsNickFury March 18, 2025
Get the If You Express That you want To Fiddle Then Suck It Pussy, I wil notmug. by ME that all just me. February 19, 2023
Get the sucking big fat boody holemug.