May 16th

Joesph Morgan aka the hottest person alive was born today

Dude what's so special about may 16th
Joesph morgan was born today you sicko

by Lizzzyyyy May 16, 2021

May 9th

National play Minecraft with ur loved ones

Girl: hey wanna play Minecraft?

Boy: wait is it may 9th? Well okay than!

Girl: yippies

by M1n3caf7 May 9, 2021

May 14

Gimme head day

please give me head on may 14

by hcjhchcjcjc May 10, 2023

May 7

The day the most thoughtful beautiful girl was born . Who is amazing at sports and everything she may do

May 7 is my birthday

by Ysidnbfickc January 19, 2022

may 20th

slap any grace in the face no matter what and they can do anything about it!

person 1: “hey grace do you know what day it is?”
grace: “may 20th! aka my birthday of course”
person 1: “nope! national slap grace day!” *slaps*

by daddycumlord6954 January 21, 2021

May 5

Cristina’s birthday

The day the most wonderful person was born

May 5 : National holiday.
Crissi’s birthday

by .....Crisi..... May 5, 2021

Paige May

A Paige May is a brown eyed, brown haired rejection machine. She likes to string a Josiah along because he said something stupid. A Paige May is also a nice and caring person and has cool voice (she bakes well too).

"she rejects Josiah's like a Paige May"

by Josiah Levi August 15, 2019