bail your life

A phrase said to someone who has just been embarrassed or greatly humiliated. Usually said by bros.

(kid falls down the stairs in front of everyone)
"Dude, bail your life!"

by gnarxcore February 14, 2007

end my life

You are unhappy with your current set of circumstances. You want to escape your life and perhaps even start over.

She left me on read, end my life.

by Sojourner--- October 10, 2019

Ran out of life

1.To be tired , give up.

2.When something is too funnydead

I ran out of life last night

Carma you made me run out of life with that joke.

by Bold and fabulous November 21, 2016

inflatable life partner

A socially acceptable way to refer to a sex or blowup doll

I told the manager of Starbucks if he kept running his mouth I was going to go to his studio apartment downtown and fuck his blowup doll to which he replied “ she is an inflatable life partner”

by Bigroar May 22, 2018

low life player

Use girls over and over again.

"Matt is such a low life player; he only wanted sex and after I found out, he kept doing the same thing!"

by An Helpful Person April 21, 2016

My life be like

My life be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like

person 1: brandon, please stop saying these dumbass things, you died 7 years ago

brandon: My life be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like

by MY C0X N07 L0N6 July 30, 2022

Life before covid

For some, life before covid was going good. Then the covid 19 virus overtook the world and everyone on the planet had their lives change. No sense in looking back we just have to look forward and work together to help others. There is no separate race, we're all part of "THE HUMAN RACE".

Life before covid is in the past. Lets all just love one another and make the future of world a better place to live. That's what God wants.

by jimmybomm December 3, 2020