Stupid Fat Bitch

Most of the kids who sit on this sit complaining about how much America sucks before they go play counter strike some more.

Get off your ass and computer you stupid fat bitch.

by fuck niggers in the nigger asshole May 13, 2003

Mightiest Of Fat Nuts

When you release a nut of gargantuan proportions that is worthy of the gods

"Wow i busted the mightiest of fat nuts in my neighbors dog yesterday"

by ForJevers December 13, 2016

fat-ass laptop

When a glutenous, perhaps corpulent gentile takes a box of pizza, sets it upon his thick, sweaty thighs, and opens it as if a laptop and proceeds to scarf down the whole thing

Lou: yeah i saw this hideously obese guy sitting in the food court shoveling pizza in his face from his fat-ass laptop. His family looked pretty embarrassed.

Manny: eww wtf.

by wogface May 16, 2008

FAT UGLY GINGER

I go to church just to lick the walls. I shove my willy inside the rocket league disk.

YOURE A FAT UGLY GINGER

by Pickle.Rick December 13, 2018

Brandon the fat kid

A fat kid who loves hamburgers more than everything even tho he is with Joeny while cheating on Kimberly. More names he is known as ; Cartman,Ballena,Santa Claus and that fat kid .

Brandon the fat kid issa fat kid who has sagging tits.

by ilovesandman6969 October 31, 2017

suck a fat d

a more extreme version of the phrase "suck it". this not only demands someone to suck a dick, it demands that they suck a fat dick.

todd: hey man you're gay.
tad: well why dont you suck a fat d?!!

by trunkman51 October 21, 2008

Fat ass day

Also known as thanksgiving, a day where we forget about the rules of portions and stuff ourselves with plenty of good food.

person 1: Happy thanksgiving
person 2: I rather call it happy fat ass day
person 1: YOUR GONNA stuff yourself?
person 2: hell yeah <3

by maniban November 28, 2010