eat my elliotussy <3

so like ur down bad and horny and u want someone to eat ur asshole plus ur name is elliot so like u combine those two and now u have "elliotussy"
idk what im doing

elliot: im horny"
"same"
elliot: eat my elliotussy <3

by bebsmuskrat February 5, 2022

Eating Dis Order

When several people are ordering at a restaurant and someone orders something big or good or deep fried and then some skinny bitch at the table orders like a side salad or a cup of tea or some other weird try hard skinny bitch shit basically the order itself is a dis to the person who originally ordered.

Yeah I don’t know like I hope she’s okay and healthy and everything but last time we went out together she kept going to the bathroom alone and then didn’t order anything all night I feel like she might have an eating dis order.

by BobFlossy April 22, 2023

eat breakfast

Slang for jerking off penguins at the zoo.

I'm going to go to the Dickerson Park Zoo tomorrow and eat breakfast.

by billfordjr March 1, 2024

eat your stump

Eating a dick

I'll eat your stump of your teeth haven't been all over it

by Curse of Yig June 24, 2017

creampie eating

If a creampie is a freshly-inseminated vagina, creampie eating is the act of licking and swallowing semen directly from the vagina. It's the only gentlemanly way to atone for your sins if you come too soon, leaving your partner not yet fully satisfied.

Just kidding. A cream pie is merely an innocent food or dessert choice, in which case creampie eating is merely a way to pack on a few extra pounds or kilogrammes. Even then, expect this to be fetishised: see BBW, big beautiful woman, BBW chaser and feederism for a taste of where this might be going.

by bitchuck March 14, 2024

eat my salad

The action of eating ones butthole.

Come and eat my salad.

by Likdicky625 April 25, 2023

Eats his sister

A euphemism for incestuous behavior, usually oral sex, with one’s sister.

“Alexander eats his sister every night.”

by RhodyRhodesRhodesia October 27, 2021