Heavy attack cat 

Any harmless housecat weighing over 15 lbs (7 kg). The worst thing a heavy attack cat will ever do to a human being is take a good flying leap and land on them, thus rendering the human temporarily stunned and possibly unable to breathe.

Bob, why are you clutching your groin and crying?

My heavy attack cat thought my package was some kind of vermin.

Heavy attack cat by leeharvey June 30, 2004

Emo Attack

Emo Attack is when a person confronts/whines to you about feelings. The person attacking does'nt need to be emo.

-"You've changed..."
-"i have..?:o like what? Apperance?"
-"I could'nt give a fuck about looks!! Think I'm friends with you just because of that??!?!
-"eh... Whats wrong?" (wtf crazy bitch:S)
-"Are you completely IDIOT?!?! I totally lost all my respect for you! How can you continue with that girl after what shes done! Dont whine to me about it, because i dont care anymore!"
-"fine....*cough* loser"

-Classical emo attack, i couldnt care less.

Emo Attack by Scented October 22, 2007

unofficially attached 

two people who are:
1. more than friends
2. sexually attracted to each other, go for a fuck whenever
3. not fuck buddies
4. less than bf/gf
5. can date other people
6. no strings attached

Girl 1: So are you WITH him?
Girl 2: Sort of. We are unofficially attached.

Guy 1: Are you really dating THAT girl?
Guy 2: Pft, no, we're unofficially attached.

unofficially attached by itscomplicated December 30, 2009

Attention Whore 

One who desires attention at the most reprehensible, improper, gauche moments. He/she may wear clothing to appear as though he/she is different from the rest, (could be) spending money loosely, as their pockets permit. This individual may also publicly proclaim their emotions through verbal outbursts, timebomb characteristics, physical rage (i.e. striking any physical object nearby), or weeping in embarassment. These "striking" individuals love flirtation, physical stunts, maybe dancing, piercings, tight clothing (for females), big bling (for men), loud cars, Nike Dunks, the "underground" scene" and more.

Attention whores are not that bad, they may even give reparations to others but somehow will lead them to talking about themselves through indirect compliments in comparison to others.

Perhaps attention whores just need a little love that they have lacked to receive from their childhood. Psychologically, attention is needed, but exhausting it is simply pathetic and clearly a damn shame.

Now, please be aware that attention whores are underground too. They might just be the person next to you.

Look at me!!!!!!! I am an attention whore.

Attention Whore by Lalapalooza August 19, 2006

russian attack

The unexpected, sometimes(though not often)accidental, intrusion into the "wrong hole". Often occurs in the heat of the moment, and can be catastrophic to a relationship, especially if no lubrication is involved.

"Yeah I gave that chick a russian attack last night, it was funny as hell....but I'm not to sure she was happy"

russian attack by Mingus January 6, 2008

Attention Whore 

a girl on the internet who will do anything for attention.. often she will claim to have been raped, complain thats she's fat or no one likes her (fishing for compliments), post pictures of herself nude or semi-nude, or just type provocative messages to members of the opposite sex in the hopes that one might not realize that she is just a fat attention whore. another common trick of the attention whore is to claim that she is bisexual or a lesbian.

fat girls are usually attention whores on the net cuz they cant get any in real life

Attention Whore by shelley October 20, 2004

Attention Whore 

Girls or Boys who crave, live, and thrive for attention. They dont care if they hurt others so long as they get what they want. Hates be alone. Always has to talk to someone or be with soemone. Attention Whores useually lie alot. Attention Whores are useually whores who Scene Fuck and hook up with people for more attention. They are very fake people who are sometimes very pretty but also uber concited. Most people dislike Attention Whores.

Jessie is such an Attention Whore. She Scene Fucks everyone
its disgusting.

Attention Whore by Lorixcore116 October 3, 2007