Jack-Crap

a synonym for the word nothing but with a more mean attitude to get your point across

Dad: mikey did you clean the living room with your brother?
mikey: yes i did
james: wait dad! mikey did Jack-Crap.

by CLINT BOULTON January 16, 2008

dirty jack

dirty jack is when a person named jack cuts off a rat's penis and puts it in there penis and then proceed to fuck a girl until they ejaculate in her until the rats penis is inside of her.

I just did a dirty jack inside of my girlfriend

by Barry Martin April 19, 2020

Jack

Can be a skater a fag, usually into Avril lavigne and is into emo girls. Usually look like randal from recess and can half Polish

Jack Gobson,

by gat-man-tamo May 28, 2010

Cactus Jack

Sticking two fingers up a ladys poop shoot and two fingers in her vaginal opening and a thumb on her clit. So that the hand resembles a cactus.

Come here beeeyootch for some Cactus Jack Loving!

by Brizza December 30, 2005

flap jack

when a guy shoots his load on his womans back, lets it dry, then peels it off and feeds it to the chick.

"dude i totally gave sally a flap jack last night"

by robgards September 17, 2007

Cactus Jack

wise guy, ( smart ass ) everybody needs a little ass noon likes a smart ass...

Out of my face Cactus Jack!! You look like a donkey eating cactus!!

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

jack farmer

a drunk farmer who's never gotten laid. and will die a virgin

you're such a jack farmer.
JACK FARMER SHUT UP!

by Jocelyn God Almighty November 25, 2007