The act of injecting into other people's status conversation with random and completely off topic comments, which in turn are to be ignored to the extent possible by the persons enjoying the status conversation.
Bob: Off to the races.
Ted: Where ya racing?
Bill: Vroom Vroom!!!
Bob: Going to o see the Ponies at the track.
Bill: I prefer puppies.
Ted: Which track? And what is Bill doing.
Bob: The Picket Downs. and Bill is Status Carpet Bombing. Pay him no attention.
Bill: Fall Back their busting through the line!!!!!
Ted: Where ya racing?
Bill: Vroom Vroom!!!
Bob: Going to o see the Ponies at the track.
Bill: I prefer puppies.
Ted: Which track? And what is Bill doing.
Bob: The Picket Downs. and Bill is Status Carpet Bombing. Pay him no attention.
Bill: Fall Back their busting through the line!!!!!
by cnote56 September 16, 2010
Get the status carpet bombingmug. by Your Name is Blank April 27, 2010
Get the Jacked Car Bombmug. When you go to a public restroom after eating spicy food, and shart a pile of spicy diarrhea into some toilet paper, then fling the shart bombs over the door and try and hit strangers with your surprises.
Your friend: Watch out for Hot Chocolate Bomb when you pee, they often target urinal users
You: Watch out!
You: Watch out!
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021
Get the Hot Chocolate Bombmug. by PeteyPaplo October 9, 2020
Get the bomb on your facemug. When you’re doing anal and the girl has diarrhea and splurges shit on you and then you throw up on her back is disgust
Drake and Kelsie were doing anal and she shit on my dick and I puked and it was a Brazilian Shit Bomb
by BigBluesGuy December 5, 2018
Get the Brazilian Shit Bombmug. by Musicalbop June 4, 2018
Get the Drop a bomb in the communalmug. The act of putting gun powder into ones vagina or anal cavity and inserting a lit match into you're urethrae.
Quantarius Diggle Shart: " Bowqueequee and I were laying Pipe bombs last night ".
Jasmine Naggle Daggle: " Wow, that must of painted the walls red ".
Jasmine Naggle Daggle: " Wow, that must of painted the walls red ".
by PussySlayerDragon12 April 23, 2023
Get the Laying Pipe Bombsmug.