everyone’s a roll

everyone’s a roll

Hey! Did you know everyone’s a roll?

by SuperKamptiA June 22, 2023

Houdini Tootsie Roll

When one partner poops in the shower and the other partner magically makes it disappear. Equalling never having to buy groceries or clean up

Honey I'm hungry can you drop me a Houdini Tootsie Roll.

by Houdini's Magic June 24, 2023

Rolled

getting stepped on in an embarrassing detrimental manner; unapologetically untalented

Yooo Erin brown rolled asf

by @zayfvs June 25, 2023

Roll For Persuasion

"Rolling for persuasion" is an attempt in which one person attempts (usually) to convince another person to do something that they most definitely should not do.

Player: "I would like to convince the cultist that they should summon Baphomet instead of that little rinky dinky demon!"
DM: "are you sure?"
Player: yep!
DM: "ok, Roll for persuasion." *sigh*

by SQUDIKUS March 3, 2023

Coal rolling

Coal rolling is a 'Family Sport' in which a badman sits with fam and rolls a block of coal down a hill. The quicker it gets to the bottom. The cooler the Dooper!

'Omg did you see that bois rizzz?'
'Yeah baby he's the coal rolling cowboy of the North'

by Not Deepa March 5, 2023

Salted nut roll

When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off

My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.

by Windawhoa March 11, 2023

Detroit Roll

When you work extra hard to get that promotion.

Hey bob did you get that promotion at work. I better have since I gave my boss the Detroit Roll.

by Promotion March 15, 2023