Taco Fail

A more appropriate name for every 20 year old drunk or stoned college student's favorite 3am fast food spot (i.e. Taco Bell)

Guy#1: We're going to Taco Fail, want to come with us?
Guy#2: No thanks, I like my asshole intact

by ELEVENTHKNIGHT February 28, 2019

Grape Jelly Taco

It's when you put grape jelly on you penis and have intercourse with a woman. Then you eat her out.

Joe:Yo man you wanna help me make a grape jelly taco?
Emily:Sure lets go to the store.
Joe:No man not that kind.
Emily:Oh okay ill go to the kitchen.

by xXN0XSK0PEX69X420Xx November 20, 2013

Caribbean tacos

Basically a taco full of niños mordidos pies y sangre de cabra

Hey john how’d you like those Caribbean tacos

by Cannibalized.memes August 26, 2020

Soft Taco Supreme

Result when you have sex with a girl on her period and cum on her vaginal lips and it looks like a Soft Taco Supreme. There is an obligation to bite it.

Thank goodness Sally was on her period today, otherwise I wouldn't have had my monthly Soft Taco Supreme.

by Tom Bishop July 19, 2011

the Nordic taco

When you put four Swedish rods in a box.

Did you see the way they handled that The Nordic taco.

by Blueballsboy February 21, 2025

Taco Crunch

A swift hand movement to the female genetalia region, causing pain in the vagina

Dave gave a taco crunch to Nancy after she slept with his dad.

by Dave-Kort October 19, 2013

TACO

An acronym for Trump Always Chickens Out. A response for the insane tariff policy that flops more than a fish on land. His constant stream of imposing and cancelling or changing the amount of the tariffs, proves he has no plan other than to act tough and chicken out whenever he gets push back. The TACO acronym not only incorporates how his concept of an economic plan works, but also his whole personality.

They lowered the tariffs back to 25%, typical TACO trade

by TheTACOmanCometh June 01, 2025