stick a broom up his arse

Slang, mainly UK, meaning that the person needs to be helped to get going on a task or get a better attitude in order to get motivated.

"If Jeff doesn't get on with it, you'll have to stick a broom up his arse to get him going!"

by Julie57 May 7, 2017

stick my finger in your tea

to check your oil

I am going come over to your house and stick my finger in your tea.

by leebates October 29, 2013

take a flying liplock to my fuck stick

A particularly poetic way of telling someone to give you a blowjob. The "liplock" in this case refers to the manner in which the recipient of this term will wrap their lips around your "fuck stick", which is a fancy term for your penis.

The recipient of this term will be so impressed by your verbal prowess that they will not be offended. This allows you and your friends to snigger openly at this person's stupidity without fear of rebuttal.

Teacher: "Could you show me your homework?"

Student: "Could you take a flying liplock to my fuck stick?"

Teacher: "Haha you little scamp. What vocabulary you have!"

Student and friends: "Snigger snigger snigger"

by 1spacedcowboy November 23, 2009

National Stick Your Foot In A Queer Day

March 19th every year will be a celebration of homosexuality and foot fetishes. This tradition was brought to us from LA in Brunswick Oh.

Hey, Happy National Stick Your Foot In A Queer Day.

by LA JAKO March 19, 2019

sticks m legy out real far

The phrase "sticks m legy out real far" was first used as a caption for a picture of a cat stretching his leg outwards. Now, it's mainly known as a meme, and you can sometimes find it on any photo of an animal sticking its leg out.

picture of a cat sticking its leg out

Caption: sticks m legy out real far

by andrew_irl February 9, 2021

fat end of my fuck stick

the head of a penis

sux the fat end of my fuck stick

by christian j grant October 29, 2008

More than i can shake a stick at

1.(Verb) meaning more than the user could masturbate with or masturbate to.

2.(Noun) An inconceivably large amount of something.

"More than i can shake a stick at"- In a conversation;

Car parts store clerk-"Would you like to purchase some hand cleaner sir?"

Customer-"No thanks man, i have more hand cleaner than i can shake a stick at!"

Car parts store clerk-"Wow thats alot of hand cleaner!"

Customer-"Dude you have no idea......."

by Radar the Magnificent April 7, 2011