Rule 3425

If the phrase "Joe mama" is used to someone who you are married to, you have to buy them 7 onigiris.

<someone's spouse>"Joe mama"
<that someone's spouse>"where is my onigiri's?!"
<someone's spouse>"what why?"
<that someone's spouse>"IT states it in rule 3425!"

by Deeznutssuckitnerd April 3, 2022

Phone rule

When you’re with friends and you’re on your phone. You make them feel that they are boring or you don’t wanna be around them.

When you’re with your friends or someone you like don’t be on your phone when around them. Give them attention and don’t make them feel awkward.

You didn’t follow the phone rule and make them feel bad.

by Fyb :)) April 8, 2022

37 Rule

37 Rule is exactly when Jimmy had no luck in life, no love found, no looks remained, no life stays and 37 years old is the trigger.

Hey what’s up ?

Sorry man I’m adapting to the 37 Rule from now on.

by Jimmyhimself April 11, 2022

Rule 34 b.

It's the alternative of rule 34 "if something exists, there's porn of it". This rule also add "if something exists, there's a fanfiction of it"

Person a: I can't believe there's a fanfic about Ben Shapiro
Person b: it's the Internet rule 34 b.

by WorthlessSouda March 23, 2022

Teaspoon Rule

A theorem used to determine if one has crapped himself. The rule is as follows: if a person farts, and something comes out (also known as a shart), if the resultant mass adds up to less to a teaspoon. If its adds up to more, than one has crapped his pants.

1:
P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.

2.
“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”

-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton

by ApolloJustice0713 March 23, 2022

Rule 72

If it exists, there's a Peepified version of it. If there isn't, there will be.

For those who don't know, peepification is the process of editing pictures and works of art (depicting people or any being with a definable face) to make them resemble the now deceased rapper Lil Peep.

Person 1: "Hey, check out this Mona Lisa painting I found!"
Person 2: "That looks really cool, but look at the peepified version I found of it"
Maria: "WOW! Rule 72 is really awesome!"

by Radicalfunjoy March 26, 2022

Rule 34

If it anywhere, it’s mostly in onlyfans or the internet

Yesterday I went on onlyfans, I died due to porn, I wish I didn’t see rule 34 things.

by Stormin_norman64 November 4, 2021