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Fat Rats

Some rats that have probably broken in to your house and ate most of your food, or you could call the person closest to you a fat rat just because your bored.
I have a fat rat hording problem and so far I have 73 fat rats.
by FatRatsForLife May 13, 2020
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Rat

Yo you see that kid Paul, he’s a rat.
by Paul are rats May 14, 2020
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Shop Rat

Slang for an experienced bike mechanic.

It takes several years to become a shop rat. Only after spending thousands of hours building bikes, building wheels, rebuilding suspension forks and shocks, setting up derailleurs, replacing bottom brackets, rebuilding hubs, matching chainrings/cranksets/cassettes, and bleeding every type of hydraulic brake system does one become a shop rat.

A shop rat is the guy/gal you want to talk to about your bike's issues. They've seen every possible problem a million times over and know how to fix it professionally and quickly. They also know secret repair tricks that you'll never find in a service manual or on YouTube.

The opposite of a Tool Box Ted.
I spent 10 years as a shop rat in a Colorado bike shop.

The main Pinkbike guys all used to be shop rats for something like 10+ years before their current jobs.
by BB30 May 16, 2020
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Rat

A girl who doesn't listen to others and is super annoying.
Omg she is such a rat.
by Dumb rat b*tch May 17, 2020
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Smack rat

Smack rat. A heroin addict that is so dogdy even smack heads don't have it with them.
Don't serve him, he's a smack rat.
by Pete the junkie May 19, 2020
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River Rat

When Edgar, who often plays weak cards and has overcome significant odds to win several hands determined by the final card dealt; he refuses to fold bad hands and has laid many bad beats.
Every week the New Markets team plays poker, Edgar is the River Rat
by WiseDT May 20, 2020
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Nerd-Rat

When someone who works in professional services (lawyers,doctors, accountants.. etc) is over studious and over achieving and makes others look worse and thus makes them work harder.

Typically seen in public accounting.
SG (tax accountant): hey Bro, you here JM asked for more work from the managers & partners. He said he still had capacity working only 60 hour weeks. Wants to up to 80.

DB (Other accountant): Man, that guy always tries to make us look bad we we only work the designated 37.5 hours a week. He’s such a fucking Nerd-Rat. *bangs fist on table*

SG: yea but your also a fucking nerdrat working 42 hours a week.

DB: Your a fucking nerdrat

SG: fuck you. Nerdrat
by NOTACPA May 21, 2020
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