by anonymous #83649 April 16, 2024
Get the rule 909 mug.The unit of measurement to make your dick seem longer than it is. (use smaller knuckles for better results)
Silas: what's your dick length according to The Knuckles Rule?
Mark: I got a six knuckle dick
Silas: damn bro mine is eight
Mark: are you using your girlfriends knuckles or yours?
Mark: I got a six knuckle dick
Silas: damn bro mine is eight
Mark: are you using your girlfriends knuckles or yours?
by Robotlover1234 December 4, 2022
Get the The Knuckles Rule mug.Originally used in basketball, often termed as lane violation.
For modern day use, it's for when you drop your food on the ground, but you say " 3 second rule!" as an excuse to say that your food remained clean.
For modern day use, it's for when you drop your food on the ground, but you say " 3 second rule!" as an excuse to say that your food remained clean.
"Yo hand me that juicy barbeque bacon burger"
"There you go bro.. *OH SHIT I DROPPED IT*"
"Pick that shit up, 3 second rule you remember?"
"There you go bro.. *OH SHIT I DROPPED IT*"
"Pick that shit up, 3 second rule you remember?"
by zackoff3 November 4, 2022
Get the 3 second rule mug.Rule 1188 states "only vultures 2 glaze allowed" meaning you can only glaze the Album vultures 2 by music group ¥$
by YeForever October 19, 2025
Get the Rule 1188 mug.Noun: It’s when someone makes up rules or tell them when it’s the most convenient for him as the game progress.
Him: you can’t collect 200$ after passing go if you just went to jail.
You: that’s total bullshit, you just made that rule.
Everyone else: another one of your Rod Rules I presume?
You: that’s total bullshit, you just made that rule.
Everyone else: another one of your Rod Rules I presume?
by LaGarce July 6, 2018
Get the Rod Rules mug.This rule dictates that if two persons are mid-coitus and a third party enters the room, the couple must continue to do the deed.
If they do continue, the third party is required to make breakfast for the couple. If they stop, the couple is then required to make breakfast for the third party at his/her earliest convenience.
If they do continue, the third party is required to make breakfast for the couple. If they stop, the couple is then required to make breakfast for the third party at his/her earliest convenience.
"Hey, I totally walked in on John and Jane last night."
"Did they keep going?"
"Nah man, they're making me breakfast tomorrow morning cuz they stopped, and the Breakfast Rule says they must"
"Did they keep going?"
"Nah man, they're making me breakfast tomorrow morning cuz they stopped, and the Breakfast Rule says they must"
by EggsandBacon October 10, 2012
Get the Breakfast Rule mug.Rules are meant to be broken
by Lowkeyinjailrn May 12, 2018
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