Monkey-Man

A funny person/creature and just plain fun to be around.

John: Did uou here what Monkey-Man siad today that was freekin funny!

by N. Mason April 26, 2011

Monkey Fist

Hammering, throwing, kicking, or otherwise abusing equipment due to a complete and blatant ignorance on how to repair it. The monkey fister is most often seen pounding on his keyboard when it is in fact his computer that is malfunctioning or, slamming his cellphone against the wall when he's in the boonies and can't get service.

I don't need another schmuck in my machine monkey fisting the works. I brought my last computer to that kid off craigslist just to get the email working and now I need a new motherboard. . .

by Matthew Kastor August 16, 2012

monkey bottom

the word for 'silly' that it is every Englishmans duty to teach to foreigners.

Ehhhhhh what a monkey bottoms, putting a iz a trousers on a the a wrong a way a round.

by Pamplemousse September 19, 2013

Monkey dance

Act of copulation (sexual intercourse)

Where's Jim and Pam? They've been gone ages. Ag, they're probably doing the monkey dance as we speak.

by fuseon March 27, 2015

Stunt Monkey

A monkey trained to fling rings on polls. They are ment to entertain a crowds of spectators.

Hojo is not a stunt monkey! He is a helper monkey!

by Turbotom March 25, 2003

back monkey

Someone who hangs around you incessantly, not able to take a hint and piss off. An annoyingly clingy person.

"Oh my god, that girl is such a back monkey, why doesn't she fuck off?"

by Deej June 10, 2004

GPCC monkey

A GPCC monkey is a new world monkey of simian primates. Many scientists believe it is the final evolutionary stage of the human race. About a two-thirds of the Asian population have evolved into this type of monkey. GPCC monkeys come in different shapes and sizes, but all carry similar personalities which include passiveness, submissiveness, and a panache for a never-say-no mentality. GPCC monkeys are obedient and subservient creatures that fear their employers. They are extremely hard working and will not eat, breathe, or sleep until the job is done. A known side effect of this specific lifestyle is near sightedness, however most GPCC monkeys have corrected this defect by wearing modern day contact lens or glasses.

(Caucasian employer) "I just hired a new bean counter. He seems to really like his job."

(Friend) "Is he Chinese? I hear those GPCC monkeys are great workers. They never complain and they always get the job done."

(Caucasian employer) "Damn right he's Chinese. I paid him several grand lower than market rate and told him he has to work on weekends too."

(Friend) "Awesome! We can go sailing while your GPCC monkey counts your beans all weekend long!"

by Big Sheesh December 6, 2007