Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.

Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.

by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022

Milk

Milk is the nectar of the gods. ITS CHOCOLATE ALSO SOMETIMES

Guys I cant go out i have to drink my milk

by anonymous November 20, 2020

Milk

A white liquid that clames you dowm

"HE NEED SOME MILK"

by Doctor y May 4, 2019

Milk

Milk is the thing that you're dad never came back with because he didn't want you at he broke up with your mom

My dad left to get milk and he didn't come back

by Skase 👹 me nevriazis 😠 November 20, 2021

choccy milk

A “meme” enjoyed solely by retarded 8 year olds, and the easy sign of a little kid on the internet

A retarded 8 year old: Posts image of Baby Yoda with the scumbag Steve hat, a gun, laser eyes, smoking cannabis, and a glass of chocolate milk, with amogus and XOK in the background, captioned “HERE, HAVE SOME CHOCCY MILK BECAUSE YOU ARE EPIC”
Everyone else: *punches hole in computer screen* This is the dumbest retarded shit Ive seen in my life. *pours rubbing alcohol into eyes*

by Bbb23’s left testicle August 9, 2023

pour some milk into my cup

(of a female) Take on sexual intercourse

Pour some milk into my cup, sugar

by MASTER5 ^%^ December 6, 2018

Milk

Forbiden cum

I drank some milk yesterday

by maribor2008 May 22, 2022