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Kiss the Witch

Slang within gay circles, namely religious priest who are trying to hide their homosexuality, that refers to kissing the underside of a circumcised penis. The term is used as code for beginning a "blow job" to relieve sexual tensions. Mockery of the matter is the penis head circumcized looks like a witch with a hat. This is purported to be the slang used by ghost gay leaders within the Catholic Church and has been considered "odd" and peculiar by Talk Show Host Raymond Arroyo. It is code given the dispute as to whether Sodomy is sin or whether modern science has proven sexuality transcends natural law.
"Let me heal you with my mouth and kiss the witch". Just calm down and let someone kiss the witch.
by Templar Knight of Light October 20, 2023
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pig kiss

When you kiss your partner with the an upturned nose (pig face) and they do the same, hence the pig kiss because it is two pigs kissing.
"Bro, last night she asked me to do the pig kiss."
"I wish we could take our relationship to the next level and do the pig kiss."
"On the alter, I think we should should seal our holy matrimony with a pig kiss."
by handleme660 October 22, 2023
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Kissing Mary Jane

Smoking that Mary Jane Wana, that weed that kush, that zaza
“Ive been kissing Mary Jane right now we in the sky”-Luh Tyler

“I’ve been kissing Mary Jane and you can smell the oder”-also Luh Tyler

“I’m kissing Mary Jane right now it got me feeling lazy”-girlhefunnyaf(doing an impersonation of Luh Tyler)
by TheSauceGuy October 22, 2023
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National kiss a Texan day

Kiss your favorite Texan on August 7th! Or buy them ranch styled beans, whichever they prefer.
"today's National kiss a Texan day, I have someone in mind but I honestly think that they'd prefer the beans over me."
by Greencity2000 October 23, 2023
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kiss the homies goodnight

THIS IS NOT GAY, kissing the homies is not gay unlike two gay people kissing. It is to show the homies that we are homies so they don't think we are not homies. I fwe do not kiss the homies goodnight we wake up dead... i mean don't wake up the next morning.
imagine a guy on his way home. "AW CRAP BRO" (he forgot to kiss the homies goodnight) therefor he must now drive back all the way no matter how far away from them he is and give em a kiss (not gay)
by chainsbillyandbob4life October 25, 2023
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Potty kiss

When someone is having a piss at the urinal and you bang their forehead against the wall
Dude was talking shit at the bar so I gave him a potty kiss at the urinal.
by JWW302 October 31, 2023
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Bambi kissed

When someone get kissed by their crush, and they get stiff and red because it feels so good; just like in the Bambi movie.
Chuck: Why is Justin so stiff and red?

Nolen: He just got Bambi kissed. He got kissed by his crush, Jessica, for first time.
by Vanguard 1998 November 1, 2023
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