Beeedle (3 e's)

One of those wankjackets who constantly patrols the corridors looking for menial reasons to be disproportionally angry about. Usually hailing from the north east of england the beadle will never reach full maturity and will be dammed to a sexually replusive 'inward willy' causing him a great sense of inadaquacy however breast feeding form the father until the age of 20 will transfer huge amounts of testosterone and results in a massivly inflated ego. Apart from genrally bitch moaning the beadles sole vocal ability is to announce his finincal status to employees who have already seen him coming and started to leg it.

beeedle (3 e's) can only be truly be understood by those who have met a beeedle however below describes a typical beeedle interaction.

Me: shit, beeedles in the corridor and the windows jammed closed.

Beadle: Moan moan moan.... you've done something wrong... fuck I'm rich and your not.

Me: fuck you beeedle

by Big Jim the man fae forrrrez! January 22, 2015

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e-Peter Principle

Related to the Peter Principal (by Dr. Laurence J. Peter) that describes job promotion to the point of incompetence, the e-Peter Principal occurs when we purchase a piece of technology that finally exceeds our ability to competently use the technology for the intended purpose. For some of us, it's the treadmill that becomes the close-hangar, for others it is the digital camera that serves as a paper weight because we are tired of buying memory cards and stuffing them full of photos...

What happened? Margie used to be able to text message on her cell.

Yeah, but the new toy hit her with an e-Peter Principle. She can't even answer a phone call.

by _B_ May 15, 2007

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