n. Boss of a company who requires employees to do the dumbest of tasks. Looks for jobs like taking rocks out of a ditch and then putting them back in. Thinks he has things all figured out, but really it's the workers who make sure all the jobs get done right. Contains the word "douche" because a Douche Tard wants people to think he's an asshole, but really that's all just for show. When no one's paying attention, you'll find Douche Tards cooing over baby fawn and such.
Jon: "Hey Benny, what job are we working on today?"
Benny: "We're filling that hole back in that you dug out yesterday."
Jon: "Whatever Douche Tard."
Benny: "We're filling that hole back in that you dug out yesterday."
Jon: "Whatever Douche Tard."
by hammerneck August 26, 2013
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by Gotham in ashes August 31, 2013
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Dave: That jerkoff who sells shit on TV is a complete douche.
Bob: Who, Billy Mays?
Dave: No, that douche is dead, I am talking about that other douche who sells shit on TV.
Bob: Oh, you mean that fucking douche who sells ShamWow.
Dave: Yes, that is the douche I am talking about.
Bob: Who, Billy Mays?
Dave: No, that douche is dead, I am talking about that other douche who sells shit on TV.
Bob: Oh, you mean that fucking douche who sells ShamWow.
Dave: Yes, that is the douche I am talking about.
by King RedCroovy September 5, 2013
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Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.
Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.
by Leyulf September 30, 2013
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Get the Douche mug.Person one, pointing to a group of hipsters: "Look at that douche."
Person two: "Which one?"
Person one: "All of them."
Person two: "Which one?"
Person one: "All of them."
by Some Guy Named Pete February 17, 2012
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Girl One: Ew, whos that dude walking around with that skanky hoe?
Girl Two: That's *name* . He plays foot ball and basket ball.
Girl One: OMG, and his jersey number is shaved into his hair!
Girl Two: I know! He is SUCH a douche hair!
Girl Two: That's *name* . He plays foot ball and basket ball.
Girl One: OMG, and his jersey number is shaved into his hair!
Girl Two: I know! He is SUCH a douche hair!
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