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cock swaddler

One who has such soft and full lips that while giving a blowjob, the penis-or cock-is completely engulfed by the lips and mouth providing an array of pleasures for the one receiving the oral.
That woman man, the other night she gave me incredible head, she is such a cock swaddler.
by dali2323 September 28, 2010
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Cock Dump

The Jizz that comes out of a cock
My boyfriend took a cock dump in my eye causing an angry pirate.
by Dr. Cock M.D. September 29, 2010
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Cock Buoy

When a man is floating in water without any sort of shorts or trunks on and his cock foats vertical in the water, breaking the surface of the water, like a buoy in the ocean.
Lori was startled when she noticed Jons nice cock buoy break the surface of the water while they were skinney dipping in the pool.
by Foster Green May 9, 2011
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Cock Orphan

A loved one left by the emotional wayside due to an individuals sudden insatiable appetite for penis.
Now that Mr Smith is addicted to being gang banged in woods and such by large hirsute men. He's totally forgotten he's a father of 5...they are all Cock Orphans
by terrier05 June 11, 2011
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cock spaz

when a man is about to skeet and his cock spazzez out and shakes rapidly until the man has proceeded into a full blown seizure.
Teacher: "why are you late billy"

Billy: "I was jacking off last night, and i had a really serious cock spaz, and i was in a deadly coma until this morning."
by dilbaid4 April 25, 2009
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cock-waddle

An asshole-ish person
also, another name for balls
I can't believe atanly stole my taco. what a Cock-waddle
by Robbie Wrabetz May 3, 2008
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cock blocker

retarded ass people who clearly see ur trying to get some, and yet they try to stop you for their own pleasure
alonzo is a retarded fucking cock blocker, he busts nuts when he see's u talking to a girl so he tries to insert himself into the conversation
by youngpersonfromamerica March 10, 2009
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