Cock and balls

It’s a male reproductive part know as the male genitalia/dick/penis

Some one sucks cock and balls and I think that’s Sheldon

by TITANFALL118 March 22, 2020

nazzi ball

a sport originated in america in the early 2000's. requires one bouncy ball and one or two teams of three. The sport is played in extreme conditions, for example a flight of stairs or a parade or even a rave. You hit the bouncy ball off walls and other objects with out letting it bouncy twice or leave the out of bounds area for five seconds. once good enough you can play with an opposing team that will try to deflect the bouncy ball from you, not allowing you to catch it.

I was playing nazzi ball yesterday and rhonda totaly deflected the ball and caused my team to lose the game.

Hey let's go play nazzi ball in that mosh pit!

by gooberdee73 October 25, 2009

Balls are on Splat

being in a situation in which one has very few options to escape a negative outcome; not being able to get out of facing something bad; being in a tight spot, trapped, or stuck

1) "I have to have my information ready in 10 minutes for the presentation, and I haven't even started yet!"
"Dude, your balls are on splat right now."

2) "There is nothing I can do about it now, my balls are on splat."

by Jeff "Rage Cage" Bennett January 29, 2009

Ball Bounce

When a male sits down in a seat and accidentally sits on his balls. This is usually accompanied by a shouted expletive and an abrupt jump out of the seat. It happens so quick, it's as if they've bounced off of their balls.

Teacher: "Greg your late, sit down!"

Greg: "Sorry teacher....OW FUCK!"

Teacher: "Greg! Watch your...oh wait was that a ball bounce?"

Greg: "Yes ma'am...sorry."

by Jason Aldean July 26, 2014

ball shelf

The human chin, esp. in reference to fellatio or tea bagging.

Jay Leno has quite a large ball shelf.

by Zevatron December 31, 2006

Hauled Balls

To speed; going faster than what is considered the norm.

"Holy shit Batman! That dude just hauled balls passed us! Let's go catch that fucker! Bahahahahaha"

by DviousV April 29, 2011

jangly balls

When someone tries to say "jingle bells", but accidentally makes it sexual...

You: "Hey, do you like the Christmas song Jangly Balls? "

Friend: "Oh, do you mean Jingle Bells"

You: "Nah, you know what I meant!"

Friend: "Hah?"...

by #everything'sfunny May 4, 2018