ball shelf

The human chin, esp. in reference to fellatio or tea bagging.

Jay Leno has quite a large ball shelf.

by Zevatron December 31, 2006

ball residue

Dried up duckbutter dick and pussy juices; left over on your balls after you bust a hoes and had to run before cleaning up.

Tom: Man I got a bad case of the ball residue after Lisa's dad opened the door and I ran five blocks.

Jon: Damn that sucks what'd you do??

Tom: I clorox ready wiped that shit off!!!

by SkeetontheRunanddontgettheGun October 31, 2006

puss ball

1.having dirty pussina come from your vagina
2. Being really dirty and greasy
3. a word used to describe someone that is really really crazy in the pants.

when i had sex with susana last night she was acting like such a puss ball..

tianna is such a puss ball in bed..

that guy over there, he's such a pussball, he never has a shower

by stinkyfish March 10, 2008

Balls are on Splat

being in a situation in which one has very few options to escape a negative outcome; not being able to get out of facing something bad; being in a tight spot, trapped, or stuck

1) "I have to have my information ready in 10 minutes for the presentation, and I haven't even started yet!"
"Dude, your balls are on splat right now."

2) "There is nothing I can do about it now, my balls are on splat."

by Jeff "Rage Cage" Bennett January 29, 2009

balls on me

A phrase used when something shitty happens to you that is unfortunate and undesirable, such as someone else's sweaty ballsack on you.

Assface: *drops hotdog on the ground*
Assface: BALLS ON ME! I dropped my fucking hotdog!

by Bigdaddy15 April 11, 2014

ball of shit

feeling like not two balls of shit, but just ONE big hairy ball of shit.

I was so sick I went into bed and curled un into a ball of shit.

by candystripjellopuff July 26, 2014

Ball Bounce

When a male sits down in a seat and accidentally sits on his balls. This is usually accompanied by a shouted expletive and an abrupt jump out of the seat. It happens so quick, it's as if they've bounced off of their balls.

Teacher: "Greg your late, sit down!"

Greg: "Sorry teacher....OW FUCK!"

Teacher: "Greg! Watch your...oh wait was that a ball bounce?"

Greg: "Yes ma'am...sorry."

by Jason Aldean July 26, 2014