bag of dumb

best explained as a way to describe prissy faggot men (usually in their twenties) who work at Hot Topic and take way too much pride in their work ($170.03 per week).

These cellulites can usually be seen leaning on the sticker counter (arms crossed) loudly voicing opinionated insults at customers (commonly customers who don't live up to the tackiness status)

History: A word spawned from the the mouths Hot Topic empolyees in early 2008 used to describe the inbred tacky group of Hot Topic employees
Tacky H.T.E. : "Need help finding anything?"
Customer: "No, I'm just looking, thanks."
Tacky H.T.E. : (loudly) "You don't need to lie. Wandering around on a friday night with nothing to do, I know how it is, I know how it is. A new shirt might help."
H.T.E. : "Dude, you're a bag of dumb."
Tacky H.T.E. : "What?"
Customer: "If your dick's as scrawny as your arms, you're in trouble."
by freedomfighters June 18, 2008
mugGet the bag of dumbmug.

grocery bag

when a poor man cant afford any condoms so he re-uses his old one.
"bitch settle down, im gettin this grocery bag all up in your shit"
by Tesss November 29, 2007
mugGet the grocery bagmug.

bag pipes

when a girl masterbates a man with her armpit whilst sucking his dick at the same time
she was played the bag pipes so long that her armpit got chaffed.
by tyler March 9, 2005
mugGet the bag pipesmug.

ho-bag

It's that Dani whore everyone hates. Man she totally fucked up our christmas. Also see Butt-Lies.
Man, that Dani is a ho-bag. Cum guzzler. Totally Butt-Lies.
by Manic, Kitsune, and AIS April 17, 2005
mugGet the ho-bagmug.

Douche Bag

A man whos life revolves around Diablo and then gets a hot girlfriend.
by Borg February 28, 2004
mugGet the Douche Bagmug.

bag of sex

An extremely sarcastic term used for something that wasn't fun at all.
"Wow, writing five essays today was a lot of fun."
"Yeah I know school was a bag of sex today."
by Mikeg_ May 12, 2006
mugGet the bag of sexmug.

fag bag

Very different than the word fagbag, a man purse, usuallied used by faggots.
"Whoa nice fag bag you got there."
by 69DS69 December 27, 2006
mugGet the fag bagmug.

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